May 2006

I’m toting a full water bottle in my backpack.  Oh, it’s so heavy!


I decide that some of it has gotten to be rid of, in order to lighten the load.


So I drink it.


Have you ever worried, when trying on clothes at a department store, that you will forget to dress when you’re finished, that you will walk out into the store in your underwear like George Costanza of Seinfeld did once?  He was too distracted from gazing at a 3-D picture on the wall to realize what he was doing; I’m not sure what my excuse would be.