When shopping recently I was amazed at how nice a young clerk was treating me.  She seemed truly genuine in her care that I be happy in her store.  How could a young modern woman like herself be interested in a dumpy overweight person like myself ?  I always feel so inadequate.  I felt that it truly must be difficult; yet she didn’t seem as if it were so.

Hey, wait a minute!  I mean, look at her!  Spiked hair, absolutely weird eyeglasses, odd piercings here and there?  Maybe it could work both ways.